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The private part of a males body. Generally used to say at school so you can not get in trouble. It was also created so you an say it and it sounds appropriate and the person you are telling it to will have a general understanding of what you are referring to.
Ex: Suck my quaner Bitch

Ex: My quaner itches
Quaner by Quaner bob jr. December 16, 2013
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Slang term for Penis. Similar to Phallis, Member, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wrinkle Rod, Whoopie Stick, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Boner, Tool, and Shaft.
Large Cuban Man: "How do you want your quaner sandwich?"
Slave: "Wtf nigga why you take my ass from africa i dont want no sandwich"
Large Cuban Man: "Hope you like extra mayo"
quaner by Big ol' canadian ass nigga December 16, 2013
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Quaker breakfast 

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Quakertown Community High School

A school where girls who have no self dignity go, along with lots of Kyles, and Beaus. The PDA is sickening and if you make a drug or suicide joke Mr. V will eat your ass.
“Hey you ever hear about that Quakertown Community High School?”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”
Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
A quantum version of anger. Used in the hit game "Quangry Cats." This kind of anger is hard to measure, but you know it when you see it. I am feeling some quanger as I write this right now.
I am having so much fun playing Quangry Cats, it's like I am a child in a candy store, except the candy is quantum physics knowledge!
Quangry by Lipid Lark June 2, 2023

Quaker Oats 

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
Quaker Oats by a nub November 8, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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