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Slang term for Penis. Similar to Phallis, Member, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wrinkle Rod, Whoopie Stick, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Boner, Tool, and Shaft.
Large Cuban Man: "How do you want your quaner sandwich?"
Slave: "Wtf nigga why you take my ass from africa i dont want no sandwich"
Large Cuban Man: "Hope you like extra mayo"
quaner by Big ol' canadian ass nigga December 16, 2013
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Quaker breakfast 

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Quakertown Community High School

A school where girls who have no self dignity go, along with lots of Kyles, and Beaus. The PDA is sickening and if you make a drug or suicide joke Mr. V will eat your ass.
“Hey you ever hear about that Quakertown Community High School?”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”
Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
A quantum version of anger. Used in the hit game "Quangry Cats." This kind of anger is hard to measure, but you know it when you see it. I am feeling some quanger as I write this right now.
I am having so much fun playing Quangry Cats, it's like I am a child in a candy store, except the candy is quantum physics knowledge!
Quangry by Lipid Lark June 2, 2023

Quaker Oats 

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
Quaker Oats by a nub November 8, 2018