Quaner

The private part of a males body. Generally used to say at school so you can not get in trouble. It was also created so you an say it and it sounds appropriate and the person you are telling it to will have a general understanding of what you are referring to.

Ex: Suck my quaner Bitch

Ex: My quaner itches

by Quaner bob jr. December 16, 2013

quaner

Slang term for Penis. Similar to Phallis, Member, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wrinkle Rod, Whoopie Stick, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Boner, Tool, and Shaft.

Large Cuban Man: "How do you want your quaner sandwich?"
Slave: "Wtf nigga why you take my ass from africa i dont want no sandwich"
Large Cuban Man: "Hope you like extra mayo"

by Big ol' canadian ass nigga December 16, 2013

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Quakertown Community High School

A school where girls who have no self dignity go, along with lots of Kyles, and Beaus. The PDA is sickening and if you make a drug or suicide joke Mr. V will eat your ass.

“Hey you ever hear about that Quakertown Community High School?”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”

by Kidwithayeefer October 28, 2019

Quaneme

Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.

Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)

by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008

Quangry

A quantum version of anger. Used in the hit game "Quangry Cats." This kind of anger is hard to measure, but you know it when you see it. I am feeling some quanger as I write this right now.

I am having so much fun playing Quangry Cats, it's like I am a child in a candy store, except the candy is quantum physics knowledge!

by Lipid Lark June 2, 2023

Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!

by a nub November 8, 2018