quandam

When a chigga uses a condom.

That chigga really needed to use a quandam if he wanted a future

by Yung Bobby March 27, 2018

Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022

quandale dingle

goofy ahh name

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

by quandale dingleberry March 2, 2022

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

Quandart

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.

If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!

by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008

Quandale Dingle

This man is related to hooduini and had dinner with Jay z. He owns one of the greatest gangs known to man called al numbar. He has many enemies who pray on his downfall but he has too much swag

Real nigga: that nigga quandale dingle got the most fire memes ever.

Average virgin: o hell na that nigga is unfunny and I like men.

by Thug hunter November 25, 2021

quandmuffling

Pronounced Kwond-muffaling and derived from the French literal meaning 'when eating pussy' this word does exactly what it says on the tin.

'Yo Jason, you wanna go eat some Chinese food and play 12 rounds of darts...?'
'Sorry Jason I can't, I'm quandmuffling all afternoon with my bitch,' he said candidly 'I have to eat that pussy out 'til she squirts all over me..!!'

by DeForchaser Smortlekoff October 30, 2011