Quandart 

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.

If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!

Quandart by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008

the twin river quandary 

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

the twin river quandary by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

Quandar 

Strictly speaking "Quandar" is an adjective used to describe a feeling, state, emotion, or un-godly sex act arising out of the trials and tribulations of living in a post 9/11 enviornment. As well, "Quandar" can be used in terms of tough parenting in direct relation to 9/11 and it's aftermath. One should be carefull when interjecting "Quandar" into casual conversation - being an emotionally charged term - using it lightly can have unforseen repercussions.

Ever since 9/11 the band South Paw have catered to an un-American, terrorist sympathising, communist tinged fan base, through lyrics that are definitely rooted in Quandar.

Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.

Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.

Quandar by Sir Wack-Alot December 30, 2005

Quandarius 

Never Meet A Quandarius Because They Are Rare Human Beings And Are Very Talented and Majestic.

Look There's A Quandarius

Quandarius by UnknownGuy82 March 13, 2017

Tame Impala Quandary 

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

Tame Impala Quandary by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021

soiled laundry quandary 

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

soiled laundry quandary by aretegroup February 9, 2019

quandary 

A state of perplexity
me at the moment

I was in a quandary whether or not to go out

quandary by Chavhunter November 4, 2004