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Strictly speaking "Quandar" is an adjective used to describe a feeling, state, emotion, or un-godly sex act arising out of the trials and tribulations of living in a post 9/11 enviornment. As well, "Quandar" can be used in terms of tough parenting in direct relation to 9/11 and it's aftermath. One should be carefull when interjecting "Quandar" into casual conversation - being an emotionally charged term - using it lightly can have unforseen repercussions.
Ever since 9/11 the band South Paw have catered to an un-American, terrorist sympathising, communist tinged fan base, through lyrics that are definitely rooted in Quandar.

Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.

Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.
Quandar by Sir Wack-Alot December 30, 2005
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A term used to describe a tough situation or disposition.
Man that dude Daniel is in some serious Quandar.
Quandar by Adrian November 5, 2004

Quindarious 

The kind of Gooch who would get arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana.
Look at quindarious over there look'n like he got an ounce on him right now, what a gooch.
Quindarious by Thiccholas December 16, 2019

Quandale Dingle 

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.
Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

quandale dingle 

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

Quandart 

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.
If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!
Quandart by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008