quandary

A state of perplexity
me at the moment

I was in a quandary whether or not to go out

by Chavhunter November 4, 2004

quandary

A state of uncertainty or confusion surrounding a decision.

I love playing with my lint after I do the laundry, if I did not play with it then I would have a quandary.

by Mr Xcitement September 20, 2025

the twin river quandary

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

Tame Impala Quandary

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

Painful Quandary

Painful Quandary is a emerging death metal band from Panama City, Florida. With all members being around the age of 17, and 18, this band will have time to grow and expand, and are still maturing as musicians. Taking influence from bands such as; Death, Gorefest, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Morbid Saint, Napalm Death, Carcass, Vital Remains, Warbringer, Gutted, and Viral Load, Painful Quandary delivers a lethal dosage of old school style death metal that will draw in new fans of the genre and grab veterans.

Painful Quandary kicks Chuck Norris's red haired ass

by Painful God October 12, 2011

Quandart

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.

If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!

by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008