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Quasimoto 

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.
That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.
Quasimoto by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Qualitory 

A state of posessing quality. To be quality or to have been Qualitized.
I heard Zac's March Madness bracket is qualitory!

Yeah, he totally qualitized his bracket!
Qualitory by themanwhowatches March 17, 2010

quasimoto 

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.
Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.
quasimoto by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

Quazimoticon 

Sugary substance that makes students crazy...also......a gathering of ppl to celibrate hunchbacks
Redbull..or laced candy, quazimoticon
Quazimoticon by Candymanknows June 1, 2009

Quasimoto 

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.
Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.
Quasimoto by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.
"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."
Quasimotoed by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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