brick

Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

I'm game

used to say you're are up for something

What do you want to do today?

I'm game for a bit of tennis!

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

strife

A period of hard times

All this strife's slowly killing me

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

razzle

a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.

Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.

I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

panini

1. Disgusting vadge.
2. To clamp onto someone like a panini grill, and then bagel them forcefully.

1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!

2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

Brap

Sound made to imitate gunshot. Used say after you've just rinsed someone, or as mentioned earlier, listening to a heavy tune.

You're so fat, you're going to die young!! braaap!!

Aw big tune mandem!! Braaaaap!!!

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005