flashermonkey's definitions

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

shubly

if something is good, it's shubly. it has quite a comical sound.

Did you enjoy that film?

Shubly!

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

brick

Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

chars

A way of saying cheers in a posh accent. if it was written this is how.

Pass the wine please
There you go
Chars!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004