flashermonkey's definitions

strife

A period of hard times

All this strife's slowly killing me

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

Brapse

The spoken form of brap.

Big L, Small? Hell no. Bitches get fucked on the roof when i ain't got no hotel dough! Brapse!

by flashermonkey January 2, 2006

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

brick

Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

I'm game

used to say you're are up for something

What do you want to do today?

I'm game for a bit of tennis!

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

Pugwash

When one licks the semen out of an arse after coming in it. Comes from the name of a popular British kids TV pirate.

I gave Sarah the nastiest pugwash last night.

"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005