razzle

a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.

Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

Brapse

The spoken form of brap.

Big L, Small? Hell no. Bitches get fucked on the roof when i ain't got no hotel dough! Brapse!

by flashermonkey January 01, 2006

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

Choong

Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"

I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

strife

A period of hard times

All this strife's slowly killing me

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

brick

Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004