flashermonkey's definitions

fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

brick

Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

I'm game

used to say you're are up for something

What do you want to do today?

I'm game for a bit of tennis!

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

Choong

Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"

I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Pugwash

When one licks the semen out of an arse after coming in it. Comes from the name of a popular British kids TV pirate.

I gave Sarah the nastiest pugwash last night.

"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

razzle

a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.

Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004