flashermonkey's definitions

Brapse

The spoken form of brap.

Big L, Small? Hell no. Bitches get fucked on the roof when i ain't got no hotel dough! Brapse!

by flashermonkey January 2, 2006

Choong

Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"

I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Brap

Sound made to imitate gunshot. Used say after you've just rinsed someone, or as mentioned earlier, listening to a heavy tune.

You're so fat, you're going to die young!! braaap!!

Aw big tune mandem!! Braaaaap!!!

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Pugwash

When one licks the semen out of an arse after coming in it. Comes from the name of a popular British kids TV pirate.

I gave Sarah the nastiest pugwash last night.

"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

panini

1. Disgusting vadge.
2. To clamp onto someone like a panini grill, and then bagel them forcefully.

1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!

2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.

I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004