An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a
particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being
aggressive,
high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.
Rich - "Shit Batman, is that a lesser
spotted Quainocerous?"
Batman - "Yikes! It must be.... Wait! Is
that Jack?!"
Rich - "Be-Jesus! It is.
Typical him, going for the 'rear-splay' in full public view."
Batman - "Yucky! The Quainocerous has just 'sea-gulled' again. Dutty biatch."