An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.