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Dick Quack 

(Noun): (Exclamation): (Dik-kuak) -When a female preforms fellatio and, when pulling out, makes an audible suction-like noise.
"Damn nigga" jamall exclaimed. "She makin' yo dick quack".
Dick Quack by Smeef182 May 3, 2020

Dick quack 

To shake with out control for and extended period of time after sex.
He dicked me good last night. I had the dick quack for 20 minutes after.

quick dick

1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.
1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
quick dick by a55hor53 May 11, 2014

Quick Dick

When a girl uses a guy for sex.
Brandon: Dude my Ex just wants to have sex because her boyfriend is out today.

Jonathan: Wtf slut shes using you as a quick dick.

A booty call for girls.
Quick Dick by p3n1z March 18, 2012

Quark Dick Energy 

Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.

Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.

Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.

You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.

Quick dick

Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.
Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!
Quick dick by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
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