quäff 

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

quäff by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

quaff 

To Drink Heartily

quaff by Nikki October 6, 2003

Quaff 

1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.

2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.

1. You see here a fountain. 'q'

Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y

This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack

2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven

Quaff by Xevium March 7, 2010

Quaff 

To feast on something so glorious it brings one immense joy.

Emily was about to quaff on those plantain chips.

Quaff by GG Martino April 10, 2019

Quaff 

Ginormous hair of epic proportions

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there

Quaff by crustygymshorts December 20, 2010

quaff 

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

quaff by bjergen July 17, 2006

quaff 

slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.

Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF

quaff by d3n1z da cookie monster August 21, 2007