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This is probably a combination that NONE searches whatsoever except when they are so bored to death that they feel like buying a rope, and you have with almost 100% certanity already searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qetuoadgjlxvnmbczkhfspiyrw, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz and many more.

This beautiful combination of letters is made by alternating between typing the first and last letters on the keyboard, while also skipping every other letter, and when your hands reach the middle of the keyboard you need to do some hand yoga to keep going past each other until all letters have been used.

Needs lot's of practise and there is a great risk of making a knot out of your hands, and raging over one letter that you typed wrong, so this is reserved for only the most bored people in existance. If you read this, you are one of them.

Congratulations.
Teacher: What are you doing on your computer?
My searchbar: qmebtcuzokahdfgsjplixyvrnw

qmebtcuzokahdfwnrvyxilpjsgf 

You've done it. This is peak boredom. You have gone from top to bottom on the keyboard, skipping every other letter until your fingers meet up in the middle. After that, you went back to the start and did the same thing with the letters you skipped last time.
"Man I just typed qmebtcuzokahdfwnrvyxilpjsgf."

"Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

qmebtcuzokahdfsgpjilyxrvwn 

Dear bored person, If you get this fucking bored, You need to call someone. So before you press ONE more key on your keyboard, call sombody.

This is how bored you are: (each "b" rates how bored you are)
Quarantine for most *bbbbbbbbbbbb*
You *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*
qmebtcuzokahdfsgpjilyxrvwn. Im to laze to tipe an eksample

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026