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qmebtcuzokahdf 

when first you decide to type qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf because why not then every two letters you skip two letters

truly the peak of boredom
qmebtcuzokahdf everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dies of boredom)
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This is probably a combination that NONE searches whatsoever except when they are so bored to death that they feel like buying a rope, and you have with almost 100% certanity already searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qetuoadgjlxvnmbczkhfspiyrw, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz and many more.

This beautiful combination of letters is made by alternating between typing the first and last letters on the keyboard, while also skipping every other letter, and when your hands reach the middle of the keyboard you need to do some hand yoga to keep going past each other until all letters have been used.

Needs lot's of practise and there is a great risk of making a knot out of your hands, and raging over one letter that you typed wrong, so this is reserved for only the most bored people in existance. If you read this, you are one of them.

Congratulations.
Teacher: What are you doing on your computer?
My searchbar: qmebtcuzokahdfgsjplixyvrnw
qmebtcuzokahdfgsjplixyvrnw by DrLowIQ February 12, 2020

qmebtcuzokahdfwnrvyxilpjsgf 

You've done it. This is peak boredom. You have gone from top to bottom on the keyboard, skipping every other letter until your fingers meet up in the middle. After that, you went back to the start and did the same thing with the letters you skipped last time.
"Man I just typed qmebtcuzokahdfwnrvyxilpjsgf."

"Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

qmebtcuzokahdfsgpjilyxrvwn 

Dear bored person, If you get this fucking bored, You need to call someone. So before you press ONE more key on your keyboard, call sombody.

This is how bored you are: (each "b" rates how bored you are)
Quarantine for most *bbbbbbbbbbbb*
You *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*
qmebtcuzokahdfsgpjilyxrvwn. Im to laze to tipe an eksample
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