tecopux's definitions

`qaz=\'/1wsx-];.2edc0[l,3rfv9pkm4tgb8ojn5yh7i6u

why just why do i have to type this definition after working so hard to come up with this pattern. this is clearly the aftermath of a mental breakdown from boredom. you should know this by now. To get this advanced where i hoped i typed exactly the pattern that i came up with in my head without making a retarded typo, you must be in school. yeah, i know i was in school as well and looked this up, only to see the blue monster guy in a swamp fishing because of no results, i decide i want to be the first to define it. But oh wait the fucked up school wifi blocks this website, so i have to wait to type this brilliant definition when i get home. If you typed this to get a good definition, here u go. but if you typed this to try to be the first to define it, then i beat you. Let's hope this loong definition survives the 4 weeks it takes for this definition to be reviewed

Should I even explain how you type this if you obviously had to type it in the right way to find the first definition of `qaz=\'/1wsx-;.2edc0l,3rfv9pkm4tgb8ojn5yh7i6u

by tecopux January 3, 2023

`=q\a'z/1-w]s;x.20e[dlc,39rpfkvm48togjbn57yih6u

Wow, even though I got here first, I'm still impressed how bored u have to be to get here. You are so bored you think of super duper advanced forms of keyboard combos, that you forget about these ones. Because of that, there are probably a lot more simple keyboard combinations that nobody has thought of.

`=q\a'z/1-ws;x.20edlc,39rpfkvm48togjbn57yih6u Im glad u found this

by tecopux December 11, 2022

qwertyuiopqetuoqrupqtoqyasdfghjkladgjlafjaglahzxcvbnmzcbmzvmzb

When ur so bored like me you type the whole top row, then the top row again skipping every other key, then again but skipping every Two keys, then again skipping every THree keys, then again skipping every FOUR, then again skipping every FIVE fucking keys, which ends that row. Oh but wait we are not done yet because we are in school, depressed being assaigned useless work, with everything else blocked, so we continue this pattern with the second and third row of the keyboard. Before you know it there will be a definition of this but more advanced.

qwertyuiopqetuoqrupqtoqyasdfghjkladgjlafjaglahzxcvbnmzcbmzvmzb `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1``1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`

by tecopux December 9, 2022

SAT

Literally an acronym for "Stupid Ass Test". A test that your parents force you to take no matter how much u hate essays. Means you are sitting taking a test for like 3 fucking hours in as classroom, writing a stupid essay about college or something.

SAT literally means (S-tupid A-ss T-est)

by tecopux September 20, 2022

Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people

Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"

by tecopux September 14, 2022

`14589=qrtio]\dfjk'zvb,./mncx;lhgsa[puyew-07632

This is done by typing the whole keyboard except typing 2 keys at a time, skipping two keys and so on, then pressing the keys you skipped. Trust me, just like u guys I am in class as well bored to death. Because of what these classes do to students, I don't even need to try to type this, it is just natural because of the gibberish the teacher says about work. In fact, i was so bored in class that I came up with a keyboard combination that nobody else thought of. Also, ignore all the motherfuckers who tell you to 'get back to work' or 'pay attention' when you type this, because depending on the subject or the teacher, it can get stressful.

I typed `14589=qrtio\dfjk'zvb,./mncx;lhgsapuyew-07632 and defined it on urban because schools have no fun activities for high school students like me

by tecopux September 13, 2022

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022