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monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

Pythonesque 

After the style of, or resembling the humour of, Monty Python's Flying Circus, a popular British television comedy series of the 1970s noted especially for its absurdist or surrealist humour.
That comedy was Pythonesque.
Pythonesque by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Pythonism 

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.
I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!
Pythonism by Jess October 20, 2003
The biceps or upper arms.
Possibly coined by Pro-Wrestler 'Hulk' Hogan.
"Check out my 29 inch pythons baby!"
Pythons by Toffdude May 31, 2006
Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons
pythons by Kraken July 18, 2008

Shitting out pythons 

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python
Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!