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pwensiive

pwensiive is a roblox player that you might find in dollhouse, military simulator, or club iris!!
is that pwensiive?
omg it is!!
by lilysugar November 30, 2020
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pensivemoji

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.
pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"
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penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...
Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis
by octocat September 20, 2012
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pensive

Deeply, often wistfully or dreamily thoughtful.
Suggestive or expressive of melancholy thoughtfulness

You know... when your staring off into space with that glazed over look in your eye?
Damn you look pensive today, O.J.!
by Golrilla November 20, 2003
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pensieve

When you pull out of a girl, as you are about to cum, and then discharge your jizz from your wand into her belly button creating a mystical pool of memory and experience, similar to that of Dumbledore's Pensieve.
I don't like to cum inside girls, i like to execute the pensieve.

The other day i was having a wank and i came so hard i pensieved myself.
by Cram Edward January 22, 2017
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Pensive Urticaria

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.
I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.
by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016
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National Pensive Day

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.
Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!
by RanoonRanoon June 3, 2021
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