Pwanki
Pwanki by Clinterous May 24, 2007
Words you can keep
pwanki
Offensive and racist combination of Paki and Wanker used by closed-minded individuals and fucking idiots.
pwanki by steverogersisdead June 4, 2007
Prankitopian Virus
Prankitopian Virus by sheagunkus October 24, 2022
Pwank
This definition is the true definition and the others are misinformed.
Pwank, pwanking, pwanker, pwanked, pwanks.
To pwank or pwanking consists of masterbation whilst having a poo. The ultimate release. Both the prostate and the penis are stimulated simultaneously so that ejaculation is highly likely. This act lasts a matter of a few minutes, any longer than 10 minutes and it tends to arouse suspicion amongst your peers.
The origin of this term is unknown, but can be seen in popular literature as early as 1998.
Pwank, pwanking, pwanker, pwanked, pwanks.
To pwank or pwanking consists of masterbation whilst having a poo. The ultimate release. Both the prostate and the penis are stimulated simultaneously so that ejaculation is highly likely. This act lasts a matter of a few minutes, any longer than 10 minutes and it tends to arouse suspicion amongst your peers.
The origin of this term is unknown, but can be seen in popular literature as early as 1998.
John was in the bathroom pwanking for so long that I had to slash in the garden.
I couldn't pwank at someone else's house- it's just not right.
Your girlfriend loved watching me pwank- she's nasty mate
I couldn't pwank at someone else's house- it's just not right.
Your girlfriend loved watching me pwank- she's nasty mate
Pinky Pankie
Pinky Pankie by PD Land September 30, 2021
epicurean planking
the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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