Pwanki

A derogoratory phrase to describe an asian based individual who also happens to be a wanker.

'That fucking filthy Pwanki bumped into me and didn't even apologise'

by Clinterous May 24, 2007

pwanki

Offensive and racist combination of Paki and Wanker used by closed-minded individuals and fucking idiots.

"The bloke who runs the corner shop is a Pwanki."
"Shut the fuck up you racist cunt."

by steverogersisdead June 4, 2007

Prankitopian Virus

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.

Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?

by sheagunkus October 24, 2022

Pwank

This definition is the true definition and the others are misinformed.

Pwank, pwanking, pwanker, pwanked, pwanks.

To pwank or pwanking consists of masterbation whilst having a poo. The ultimate release. Both the prostate and the penis are stimulated simultaneously so that ejaculation is highly likely. This act lasts a matter of a few minutes, any longer than 10 minutes and it tends to arouse suspicion amongst your peers.

The origin of this term is unknown, but can be seen in popular literature as early as 1998.

John was in the bathroom pwanking for so long that I had to slash in the garden.

I couldn't pwank at someone else's house- it's just not right.

Your girlfriend loved watching me pwank- she's nasty mate

by Stants June 2, 2010

Pinky Pankie

Little white children

Muhammad was late to work because the Pinky Pankies where getting on the school bus.

by PD Land September 30, 2021

involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011