putzel

a short, barely audible or "pop" fart that, despite its lack of sonic characteristics makes an acrid, lingering smell.

"Whoa, sorry about the putzel."

by CC April 29, 2002

Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

Punzel

King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.

It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.

by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010

putzenfagel

someone who just doesnt get anything

ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel

by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

putrella

1. Noun. An exceptionally ugly and unattractive woman.
2. Noun. A very unlikeable or despicable woman.

My blind date turned out to be a real putrella. I wish I had actually been blind for the date.

While my ex-wife was quite beautiful physically, six years of marriage revealed her to be a putrella in other ways.

by Magick Poultry November 30, 2004

Punzeled

The act of getting really drunk, beyond wasted. Named for a very drunk student at UW-Eau Claire, after an incident on the tenth floor of Towers North in '08-'09 spring semester.

Man I was so Punzeled last night.

by uwecjp February 3, 2010

Putzen

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

by Will Smosby June 22, 2011