Donny Pitzel’s

Men’s opera pump style dress shoes; especially when stuffed with size 14 EEE Christmas hams.

Q: Does Dad needs new shoes for the wedding?
A: No, I just got him some new Donny Pitzel’s!

by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020

pitzeled

To quit any endeavour when not getting your way.

After my fantasy trade was rejected by the league, I pitzeled and demanded my money back.

by davisb September 30, 2005

pitzel

A tractored pistol-like male-aligned creature. He is often seen with his bro fetzel.

Omg you look like a tractor and a pistol, oh wait no you're a pitzellll.

by secondgenesis April 26, 2021