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Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"
Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
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What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?
putete by El Muneco May 13, 2005
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A way of greeting German putang. As it is widely known that German putang has a mind of its own, this is used to greet it usually before oral sex. It also can be used as a chat up line for hungry Hagrids.
Alf: Woah last night I had a crazy German wench with a crazy putang, I had to give it a little Putentag just to avoid injury.
Putentag by John Kong January 19, 2013

puelto rico 

Guy #1: Puelto Rico is a great place to visit

Guy #2: Do you mean Puerto Rico

Guy #1: -_-
a tremendously disgusting mix of substances, either in smell, taste, or both, that one consumes to get a buzz (commonly a mix of different alcohols, typically dark and clear, although can be used to reference other items, such as mushrooms)
dude did you bring the putent?

yeah, lemme pull it out my ass real quick
Putent by dasign April 15, 2019
Holy shit that candle smells putent
Putent by Wade November 23, 2004