Putzen

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

by Will Smosby June 22, 2011

Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

Puteen

Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.

Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Puttentooter

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

by T Rizzo April 6, 2008

putzenfagel

someone who just doesnt get anything

ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel

by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

Putentang

The juice produced by a wet fart.

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.

by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011