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A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.
Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.
Putzen by Will Smosby June 22, 2011
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Trump Poop Putzes 

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
Trump Poop Putzes by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
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Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.
Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.
Puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022
A teenager who is a fan of Putin.
Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.
puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Puttentooter 

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.
Your puttentooter is stinky
Puttentooter by T Rizzo April 6, 2008

putzenfagel 

someone who just doesnt get anything
ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel
putzenfagel by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

Putentang 

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.
Putentang by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011