Donny Pitzel’s

Men’s opera pump style dress shoes; especially when stuffed with size 14 EEE Christmas hams.

Q: Does Dad needs new shoes for the wedding?
A: No, I just got him some new Donny Pitzel’s!

by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020

pitzel

A tractored pistol-like male-aligned creature. He is often seen with his bro fetzel.

Omg you look like a tractor and a pistol, oh wait no you're a pitzellll.

by secondgenesis April 26, 2021

pitzeled

To quit any endeavour when not getting your way.

After my fantasy trade was rejected by the league, I pitzeled and demanded my money back.

by davisb September 30, 2005