pitzel

A tractored pistol-like male-aligned creature. He is often seen with his bro fetzel.

Omg you look like a tractor and a pistol, oh wait no you're a pitzellll.

by secondgenesis April 26, 2021

Donny Pitzel’s

Men’s opera pump style dress shoes; especially when stuffed with size 14 EEE Christmas hams.

Q: Does Dad needs new shoes for the wedding?
A: No, I just got him some new Donny Pitzel’s!

by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020

Pitseleh

A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?

Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.

by Notanelphant June 23, 2019

pitseleh

A song by Elliott Smith about true unrequited love.

I'll tell you why I don't want to know where you are
I got a joke I've been dying to tell you
The silent kid is looking down the barrel
To make the noise that I kept so quiet
I kept it from you, pitseleh

I'm not what's missing from your life now
I could never be the puzzle pieces
They say that god makes problems just to see what you can stand
Before you do as the devil pleases
And give up the thing you love

But no one deserves it

The first time I saw you, I knew it would never last
I'm not half what I wish I was
I'm so angry, I don't think it'll ever pass
And I was bad news for you, just because
I never meant to hurt you

by soberhouse June 17, 2008

pizzel

a galss pipe used to smoke crack or crystal meth !

L. - ay nigga pack the pizzel
P. - fo' sho, you got the crack, right?

by baddxbxtchxdopey August 7, 2010

Pizzelle

A delicious italian cookie sprinkled with powered sugar. Comes in different varieties but originally anise and vanilla.

Every year my mother makes pizzelles and they are the first to be eaten.

by lalalala07 January 25, 2011

petzele

a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.

"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.

by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014