When you open up your Amazon Prime box and can't remember why you ordered the content inside. This is an advanced form of Primenesia. For people below the age of 60, it is also referred to as "early onset Primentia."

What the f*** is this? I ordered it but I can't remember why or what for. I hope I'm not developing early onset Primentia!

Primentia by LrDanGA August 2, 2019

Nutriments

A mix up of two words into one. "Nutrients" and "Nourishment"

Make sure you get plenty Nutriments when you are ill.

Nutriments by Bishbashbosch May 3, 2016

purrimeter

The distance from a cat where they sense you and begin purring, even without being touched.

When anyone sits or places a hand anywhere from 2 feet to 6 inches of our cat, Rou, he begins purring like a chainsaw. We've broken or reached his purrimeter.

purrimeter by 1000percent May 18, 2014

partimento

A sexy form of piano that grants instant composition and boosts your sexual prowess. Chords are set from a basso continuo. Scientific research proves that playing partimento will you increase your attractiveness and penis/breast size

To elevate your sexual prowess to a significant other, simply play the partimento Rule Of The Octave and they will fuck you instantly.

partimento by Sucker 2683739 March 8, 2022

Putrienkephobia

Extreme irrational fear/discomfort/aggression towards BRAINROT.

Derived from latin and greek.

"My friend Aidan has Putrienkephobia, don't say "skibidi sigma" around him!"

Putrienkephobia by It-Tickler. May 14, 2025

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026