putriment

A combination of the words "putrid" and "excrement"; an unpleasant, smelly substance; often the result of a shart.

"You smell like you stepped in a pile of putriment."

by pabtm June 10, 2007

putimeter or putimetro

meter in which you measure a girls "hoeness" .. comes from the word Puta which means hoe.. so its a hoemeter.

el putimetro de maria le dio tre vuelta cuando vio el dick de juan

by kc September 18, 2003

Primentia

When you open up your Amazon Prime box and can't remember why you ordered the content inside. This is an advanced form of Primenesia. For people below the age of 60, it is also referred to as "early onset Primentia."

What the f*** is this? I ordered it but I can't remember why or what for. I hope I'm not developing early onset Primentia!

by LrDanGA August 2, 2019

Nutriments

A mix up of two words into one. "Nutrients" and "Nourishment"

Make sure you get plenty Nutriments when you are ill.

by Bishbashbosch May 3, 2016

purrimeter

The distance from a cat where they sense you and begin purring, even without being touched.

When anyone sits or places a hand anywhere from 2 feet to 6 inches of our cat, Rou, he begins purring like a chainsaw. We've broken or reached his purrimeter.

by 1000percent May 18, 2014

partimento

A sexy form of piano that grants instant composition and boosts your sexual prowess. Chords are set from a basso continuo. Scientific research proves that playing partimento will you increase your attractiveness and penis/breast size

To elevate your sexual prowess to a significant other, simply play the partimento Rule Of The Octave and they will fuck you instantly.

by Sucker 2683739 March 8, 2022

Putrienkephobia

Extreme irrational fear/discomfort/aggression towards BRAINROT.

Derived from latin and greek.

"My friend Aidan has Putrienkephobia, don't say "skibidi sigma" around him!"

by It-Tickler. May 14, 2025