putado

spanish slang for "bitched"

He always bitched about that.
El siempre putado de eso.

by Hundaddy June 11, 2006

hat putato

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.

hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente

by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004

Hat Putato

A long running and most popular troll post on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows. It consists of a stupidly made up and mispelled concept on how the 1984 TV game show "Hot Potato" was played.

how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wud bu funi!

by The Troll Fighter March 17, 2004

putaso

(Mexico) A hard hit to someone

You got you a putaso yesturday, it was really hard

by Dantee12 September 22, 2006

Mash Punado

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.

I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.

by Diesel Goes to Hollywood May 25, 2009

Putasos

Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.

Also known as 'chingasos.'

Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"

Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"

Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"

by Potato Sack May 22, 2008

Putão

Its a brazillian slang to define that man who is sucessful with the ladies. He is a womanizer. He knows how to talk and seduce women.

The complete, total putão is sucessful in his carrer too, has money to spend in his extravagant life. He often drink alchool, go to parties, dress nice clothes, go to strip clubs, is well know for the good contacts that makes him popular and sucessful in his carrer and with the ladies, mostly with the beautiful ladies.

Charlie, the caracter of Two And Half Man is the perfect putão!
That guy gets all the hot chicks. He is a putão!

by Biatcho February 22, 2011