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hat putato 

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.
hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente
hat putato by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004

Hat Putato 

A long running and most popular troll post on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows. It consists of a stupidly made up and mispelled concept on how the 1984 TV game show "Hot Potato" was played.
how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wud bu funi!
Hat Putato by The Troll Fighter March 17, 2004
(Mexico) A hard hit to someone
You got you a putaso yesturday, it was really hard
putaso by Dantee12 September 22, 2006

Mash Punado 

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.
Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.

Also known as 'chingasos.'
Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"

Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"

Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
Putasos by Potato Sack May 22, 2008
Its a brazillian slang to define that man who is sucessful with the ladies. He is a womanizer. He knows how to talk and seduce women.

The complete, total putão is sucessful in his carrer too, has money to spend in his extravagant life. He often drink alchool, go to parties, dress nice clothes, go to strip clubs, is well know for the good contacts that makes him popular and sucessful in his carrer and with the ladies, mostly with the beautiful ladies.
Charlie, the caracter of Two And Half Man is the perfect putão!
That guy gets all the hot chicks. He is a putão!
Putão by Biatcho February 22, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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