pussywhisper 

Any form of a cunt and/or indirect cockblocker.

1. Yo, dis pussywhisper been makin' up lies n' shit 'bout me! Wadafx up wit dat? It ruined muh chances wit dis fine hottie I was gon git wit!

2. Yo, see dat pussywhisper ova der? He's a total bitch. Fuckin' owned all teh time. Aw sheit!

pussywhisper by Havus O'Malley January 7, 2008

pussywhipped 

when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend1: Dude, Ryan is really pussywhipped. He follows Christian all over the place, doesn't talk to his friends (unless she does) and only hangs out with her and her friends.
Friend2: At least he's getting some
Friend1: Yeah, but we havn't seen him in 4 months. Tommorow I'm gonna report him missing to the police

pussywhipped by northendwhitetrash January 19, 2008

pussywhipped 

adj. Describing a heterosexual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.

Jeff won't come to our tailgate party. He's so pussywhipped Alex Karras sent him a sympathy card!

pussywhipped by Nappy Martin November 30, 2003

Pussywhipped Speed 

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.

(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!

Pussywhipped Speed by Rilla907 September 3, 2009

pussywhipped 

When a male loses all his dignity that he falls so far as to be ruled completely by his "girlfriend".

Friend 1:Where the fuck is Fred, he's missin out on some serious shit.
Friend 2: Dude, he's w/ his fuckin' girlfriend as usual.
Friend 3: The usual huh, he's definately pussywhipped.

pussywhipped by Dragonic, Master Storm, Fire-X April 15, 2006

pussywhippeditis 

An infectious disease that causes little fucks to be pussy whipped by their small big boobied girlfriends. Only 1 known case has ever documented.

Josh

OMFG did you hear Josh got pussywhippeditis and his balls fell off.

pussywhippeditis by Jon Stocker May 29, 2007

pussywhipped 

When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.

Friend #1: "Man, that bitch has Jack pussywhipped! Know where he is?"
Friend #2: "Yeah, he's so afraid he won't get any tonight, he's home watching 'Dawson's Creek' with her instead of at the World Series with us!"
Friend #3: "Damn, what a loser."

pussywhipped by FaerieAne December 3, 2003