Pussywhipped Speed

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.
(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!
by Rilla907 September 03, 2009
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Power Cuddle

Similar to a power nap: maximum benefit from minimum time. Reducing the number of minutes required to satisfy your girlfriend's post-sex cuddle demands.
Dude! I am getting great at the power cuddle! I got out of her place in, like six minutes last night!
by Rilla907 September 14, 2009
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