pussyusum

To not do a curtain mundane task but your friends keep harassing you to do it.

I told by friend to take a shot of liquor but the pussyusum was taking hold of him.

by Pudden_Pop October 19, 2023

pussyassmotherfucker

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.

Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

by bergkampfan August 25, 2013

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

Pussyism

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.

Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.

by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

pussycrumbs

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.

Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.

by The real Kyda August 12, 2010

pusspussmcgee

A combination of the words pusspuss and mcgee. Pusspuss referring to someone of extreme cowardice and mcgee referring to a something of great magnitude. Put together this could very well be the greatest insult out there.

(after your drunk friend knocks over your priceless family heirloom)
"Johnny you fuckin pusspussmcgee"

by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008

pussydump

1. Avoiding or not calling someone with whom you are in a semi long-term relationship, for a week or more so they will "get the point," rather than just outright dumping them to their face.

2. Cheating on your significant other with a person you don't care about (or perhaps don't even know) with the specific purpose of getting caught.

1. Guy 1:"I thought things were going well with Stacey over the last three months, but then she just quit calling me about a week ago."
Guy 2: "That's a pussydump."

2. Girl: "He knew I'd break-up with him if I caught him cheating. So I guess in a way, he pussydumped me."

by sugar kids May 24, 2008