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pussyassmotherfucker 

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.
Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.
She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.
Pussysmoking by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

Pussyism 

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.
Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.
Pussyism by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

pussycrumbs 

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.
Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.
pussycrumbs by The real Kyda August 12, 2010

pusspussmcgee

A combination of the words pusspuss and mcgee. Pusspuss referring to someone of extreme cowardice and mcgee referring to a something of great magnitude. Put together this could very well be the greatest insult out there.
(after your drunk friend knocks over your priceless family heirloom)
"Johnny you fuckin pusspussmcgee"
pusspussmcgee by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008

pussydump 

1. Avoiding or not calling someone with whom you are in a semi long-term relationship, for a week or more so they will "get the point," rather than just outright dumping them to their face.

2. Cheating on your significant other with a person you don't care about (or perhaps don't even know) with the specific purpose of getting caught.
1. Guy 1:"I thought things were going well with Stacey over the last three months, but then she just quit calling me about a week ago."
Guy 2: "That's a pussydump."

2. Girl: "He knew I'd break-up with him if I caught him cheating. So I guess in a way, he pussydumped me."
pussydump by sugar kids May 24, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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