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pussy tracks 

Pussy tracks are stains on the linens or bedsheets created by the fluids that leak from a woman's vaginal cavity. If the woman is having her period, then reddish-brown pussy tracks can be expected. If she had sexual intercourse and was ejaculated into, then the pussy tracks will be a whitish color, as they are composed largely of semen. Some women will express urine in their sleep, and these pussy tracks will have a yellowish tinge. In theory, any combination is possible, depending largely on the woman's vaginal discharge. Additional possibilities include the remains of any vaginal suppository or cream that may have been used in the vagina.
1. I ate that bitch out for hours last night; when I woke up, she was in the shower, but pussy tracks were everywhere. Ewww....

2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!
pussy tracks by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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Pussy on the Tracks 

"Pussy on the Tracks"
Laura you can't hide forever!
Pussy on the Tracks by Movie Plex 9 January 21, 2009

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks

When a dirty, hairy, pussy slides up and down your back.
Husband: Why did you do a snail trail down my back?
Wife: That's called Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks.

Jedi Pussy Tricks 

Refers to the ability of a woman to perform a "clench and release" rhythm during sex.
She doesn't do her laundry, and her dishes pile up regularly, but her Jedi Pussy Tricks are worth it. The force is strong in this one...
Jedi Pussy Tricks by VHL April 19, 2005

Pussy tracker 

A handy snatch finding app
Lads this pub is a poor show. Enable pussy tracker and let's get moving.

Pussy tracking pussy canon 

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
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