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pussy pickin 

1. The act of picking your clothing out of your vagina, or readjusting your beef curtains to be more comfortable.

i.e.-pulling, pinching, scratching, or pating the vag

2. A game that males ( mostly done by the less intelligent) play to try to rate and pick up women.
OMG, did you see that girl pussy pickin her camel toe?

What are those guys doing?

They are pussy pickin to see who THEY are doing later?
pussy pickin by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 4, 2018
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pussy-packing 

The female equivalent of cock-blocking; denying a girl sexual activities, hence packing their pussy.
"Yeah, she kept cock-blocking me, so I started pussy-packing her ass as soon as I got the chance."
pussy-packing by The Wingmen April 6, 2009

cooter packing pussy licker

A fancy term for a lesbian.
Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.

cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

Packing your bags for pussy 

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

Pussydickinyourmouth 

Yummy pussy and dick in your mouth at the same time.
Bro do you like pussydickinyourmouth?

Yes, No homo

Pussylicking 

The act of using one's tongue and mouth to sexually stimulate the vulva/clitoris of a sexual partner and give that partner sexual pleasure.

Pussylicking as a concept was discovered in the mid-1850s, when daring scientists and psychologists (such as Freud) theorized and proved that, contrary to a widely-held belief of the time, women could experience orgasms and, more generally, sexual pleasure. That discovery revolutionized human sexuality and is still criticized by conservatives arguing that the female orgasm is like global warming: a hoax designed by leftists to turn men gay.

Unfortunately, since most of those right-wing specialists did not receive a reasonable sexual education, their opinion must be taken with a grain of salt.
Yesterday I practiced pussylicking with my girlfriend. I was quite spent at the end. I felt I did not possess the endurance and expertise required, but I just really fucking love it anyway, and she seemed to enjoy herself, isn't that the point?

Is your marriage in danger? Try pussylicking, a 100 % efficient, 100 % pleasurable, 100 % free remedy!

My boyfriend is ok with licking my pussy when I'm on my period...I'm frankly not really horny when it is the case, but hey, if I change my mind, I know he'll be there!
Pussylicking by Nabuchodonosor October 26, 2018
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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