pussy burner

Usually in packaged form, a pussy burner is a protective cover for the penis, sheilding it from crotch rot and crabs. Known to come in different colors, shapes, sizes, and flavors.

I need to hit 7-11 on the way out to pick up a 6 pack of pussy burners.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

six pack of pussy burners

A box of 6 pussy burners. Usually picked up before a long night of whoring. A single pussy burner can last for hours, but beware of those crazy bitches that bite the pussy burner to create holes. Holes are created to ensnare unknowing manwhores into fatherhood and sometimes marriage. Double up America.

I gotta run by CVS and pick up a six pack of pussy burners to keep that rotten stank off my shit.

by ReTodd January 16, 2006

pussy burger

The IHOP Burger at IHOP.

Yes, I'd like to order the pussy burger, which would be the opposite of the monster burger.

by IHOP November 19, 2003

burger pussy

When a girl has an innie pussy, and it looks burger buns stacked on top of each other.

I ate out her burger pussy, there was too much ketchup.

by Mayor Lol January 28, 2009

cheese burger pussy

a cheese burger pussy is a nicely shaped clitoris and pussy lips that is slightly perky and juicy.

Rondozer:"Dog I fucked this bitch yesterday her pussy was like a cheese burger pussy the lips were just so good and perky !!!"
Bobby: "Nice!"

by Rondozer March 4, 2009

burger pussy

A vagina with no actual visible labia minora, that hasn't even developed since it was a baby vagina.. and is left looking like two burger buns..

"That chick had a burger pussy.. there was no meat on that thing!"

by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013

Burger Pussy

Also a term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Same concept of combining vagina and a food product, such as Twat Waffle. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Don't be such a Burger Pussy and shut up!"

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010