A fraternity favorite. Pulling your balls through your zipper hole and exclaiming to everyone at a party "THIS PARTY IS NUTS!". Pointing at your sack is optional unless you have old man balls and it is completely obvious thats what you are yelling about. Always fun around the freshmen hookers.
"Oh my God this party is nuts".
"Put your balls away, thats gross"
"You didn't say that when they were on your chin last night"
"Put your balls away, thats gross"
"You didn't say that when they were on your chin last night"
by ReTodd January 19, 2006
by ReTodd November 12, 2010
Usually in packaged form, a pussy burner is a protective cover for the penis, sheilding it from crotch rot and crabs. Known to come in different colors, shapes, sizes, and flavors.
by ReTodd January 12, 2006
by ReTodd January 12, 2006
Usually occuring in warmer climates and/or leading up to intercourse. Tacky nut is a condition where the ball bag becomes uncomfortably stuck to the inner thigh, causing friction and possibly even twisted nut. Can be remedied by Gold Bonding or best case, having your nuts removed from their protective tighty whiteys, licked clean, and blown dry.
Florida is so fucking hot. My balls we ablaze almost everyday, and by nightfall, I was cursed with a severe case of tacky nut.
by ReTodd January 17, 2006
A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.
by ReTodd January 12, 2006
The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
by ReTodd January 12, 2006