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pussy board 

when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table
me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table
pussy board by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
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pussy board 

a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends
me and dad played pussy board with my mom and sister
pussy board by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

Pussy Boarding 

When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.
My gf enjoys pussy boarding my face.
Pussy Boarding by Kisa22 June 23, 2022

pussy cat on a boardwalk 

A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.
Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.

Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.

I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.

pussyboarding 

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.
Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.
pussyboarding by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussyboarding 

The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.

As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)
"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."
pussyboarding by UppityDave July 10, 2012

Pussyboarding 

When you are eating your female partner out and in the process of her approaching orgasm she starts to release her bladder, squirting in and around your mouth.
True patriots finish the job and don’t succumb to a woman’s pussyboarding as the clitoral tongue interrogation intensifies and the waves of squirt bombard the fortunate (but also unfortunate) fellow between her legs.
Pussyboarding by Rilla J May 24, 2024
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