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Pussy's Pussy 

Way to explain that pussy (i.e.: female vagina, genitals) is the same regardless how good looking the person is, a good looking chick does not have a better vagina just because she is good looking.
I banged that chick last night, she not the best looking chick but pussy's pussy.
Pussy's Pussy by TheCrusher69 September 24, 2011

Pussy's smoke 

1. Something totally irrelevant
2. Of less importance
3. Piece of cake
1. He's a pussy's smoke
2. Pussy's smoke
3. It's a pussy's smoke for us...
Pussy's smoke by Goran P. June 14, 2007

pussy's real good

Phrase commonly mistaken for "Push it real good" in the song Push It by Salt 'N Pepa.
Flashback to 1987
Susan: Yo! Shelly! Did you hear that new Salt 'N Pepa song, Pussy's Real Good?

Shelly: It's Push It Real Good, dumbass!
pussy's real good by cdub22 December 14, 2007

Pussy S'mores

When you stick a marshmallow on your dick like you would a marshmallow on a stick and then heat it up over a campfire until the marshmallow all warm and gooey than you stick that into her pussy and fuck her
We was at the cabin last night and my girlfriend said she wanted Pussy S'mores for dessert.
Pussy S'mores by Bigman19 May 19, 2026

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome 

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

That's what good pussy sounds like 

What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.
That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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