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Pussitus 

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy
Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!
Pussitus by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Puspalius 

Only the most exclusive, high tier pussy one could have. Achieved through self-actualization during sexual intercourse.
I was at her house dude, we started going at it and stuff dude. I had puspalius, the most amazing puspalius of all time.

Pussyitus 

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.
I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.
Pussyitus by Tim K. March 30, 2006

pussanitis 

when some one is acting like a class A pussy
JOSH: damn dereck you got pussanitis

look at that asshole he's show symptons of pussanitis
pussanitis by J-LYNCH June 29, 2008

pussyitus 

When you make up injurys so you dont have to do anything....
I have a headache so i cant run..
wow you have pussyitus sound familiar
pussyitus by kakillala April 8, 2008

Pussitus 

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.
Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus
Pussitus by blew2 December 18, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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