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Pussitus 

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy
Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!
Pussitus by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Puspalius 

Only the most exclusive, high tier pussy one could have. Achieved through self-actualization during sexual intercourse.
I was at her house dude, we started going at it and stuff dude. I had puspalius, the most amazing puspalius of all time.

Pussyitus 

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.
I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.
Pussyitus by Tim K. March 30, 2006

pussanitis 

when some one is acting like a class A pussy
JOSH: damn dereck you got pussanitis

look at that asshole he's show symptons of pussanitis
pussanitis by J-LYNCH June 29, 2008

pussyitus 

When you make up injurys so you dont have to do anything....
I have a headache so i cant run..
wow you have pussyitus sound familiar
pussyitus by kakillala April 8, 2008

Pussitus 

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.
Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus
Pussitus by blew2 December 18, 2010