pussavitis 

Symptoms: A male who is suffering from acting like a female (soft). The male in this case might be faking an injury, crying, complaining, or any other annoying thing a woman might do. Lying on the ground not moving for no reason is another symptom.

Cure: Growing a pair of balls and bullying this male who had been struck with a serious case of pussavitis. Taking a stick in the ass is also a cure.

Patrick got some bad pussavitis at practice he's not moving after falling down for no reason after gargling coaches balls.

pussavitis by Analsex9986 June 24, 2016

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussitis 

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

pussitis by pantew May 6, 2006

Chronic Pussyitis 

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

stank pussitis 

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

stank pussitis by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

Pussicitis 

A disease in men where a situation causes them fear and/or to wimp-out. This disease is common in pussies, wimps, wussies, and scaredy-cats. The only cure is a kick in the ass.

He couldn't jump out of the plane, he came down with severe pussicitis.

Pussicitis by austin powaz April 13, 2008

pussanitis 

when some one is acting like a class A pussy

JOSH: damn dereck you got pussanitis

look at that asshole he's show symptons of pussanitis

pussanitis by J-LYNCH June 29, 2008