pushart

Consumption of alcohol to an extent that your body begins to violently expel (vomit) all the contents within the stomach and upper intestine. While doing so the spasms and force of the expelling intoxicants cause you to shit your pants.

Don't drink so much you pushart yourself again.

by The Woo August 25, 2009

pishart

To piss, shit and fart at the same time.

I LOLed so hard I pisharted mah pantalones.

by wingwingstarstar April 6, 2011

pishart

piss, shit and fart. at the same time.

I was laughing so hard that I pisharted.

by greatestwhorealive March 21, 2011

Pushard

of jewish decent meaning inbred reject

man that boy is such a pushard!

by sk8ergurl53 July 31, 2011

Pshart

When someone pisses, shits, and farts at the same time.

Person 1: Don't step there! That's where Caden psharted!
Person 2: Ewww...

by Infinity4 June 13, 2016

pusfart

The yellowish, translucent jelly like substance in your pant following an early morning fart delivered in a standing position. Volume can vary from a small amount on your finger when probing your anus to check, to approximately 1/2 cup that runs down the back of your leg. Usually only noticed once the pusfart has cooled below body temperature

Very little odor, and not usually offensive

Difficult to remove from pants without wife/girlfriend/partner noticing when doing the washing

Dude. Fart

Dude. Aw fuck, pusfart

by Mean-as Dude May 5, 2018

pishart

To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.

Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!

by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014