pishart 

To piss, shit and fart at the same time.

I LOLed so hard I pisharted mah pantalones.

pishart by wingwingstarstar April 6, 2011

pishart 

piss, shit and fart. at the same time.

I was laughing so hard that I pisharted.

pishart by greatestwhorealive March 21, 2011

pishart 

To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.

Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!

pishart by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014

Pishart 

The trifecta of bodily waste functions. Best applied in a seated position. Particularly dangerous, messy and embarrassing for males standing at urinals.

Golly, Ralph, I was at the ball game and had to go so bad, I had to pishart in my shorts while standing in the bathroom line.

Pishart by bakersbrain March 11, 2020

pisharmit 

piss + shit + fart + vomit

her flippity flappity luotuo lips were so encrusted with gravel that it made me pisharmit mah pantalones

pisharmit by luotuolips October 30, 2011

Pshart 

When someone pisses, shits, and farts at the same time.

Person 1: Don't step there! That's where Caden psharted!
Person 2: Ewww...

Pshart by Infinity4 June 13, 2016

pishatoe 

A one of a kind, splendid Italian fella whom you would be lucky to marry. Usually attends all male schools, which tend to follow Catholic rituals. Pishatoe’s usually are located on the east coast, and follow a strict sleeping schedule. The families roots trace but to Ancient Rome. You will probably catch them eating an abundance of “s’ghetti” at family dinners held @ 5:25 p.m give or take a day. Pishatoes are usually quite the lookers their main focus being hair care, abdominal maintenance, and homemade face masks. They follow a strict non-soda diet, eating mostly organic fruits and veggies. I can assume that pishatoes regularly brush, floss, rinse, and repeat. In some cases pishatoes have a dirty habit of snap chatting while sitting upon the porcelain throne. Overall, everybody needs a pishatoe.

“Did you see that Italian over there? He’s quite the Pishatoe”- Jonas

pishatoe by Milf343 August 13, 2018