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fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.
“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican
it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.
you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

pustarded 

When you or one of your friends acts retarded all for a girl. He doesn't care what kind of trouble he gets in to or what others think, all he cares about is that pink.
Branden made us late cause he is pustarded.
pustarded by lonewolf44 April 19, 2007
1.Lower than a pussy. So pathetic you cannot waste time, breath or space on them. Worse than a fucktard.

2. Last person left alive to tell the tale as the only witness of a mass murder.
1.You rapscallion pussard, get the fuck out of here.

2.He joined the cult, but was such a pussard he couldn't drink the kool-aid.
Pussard by CruzrDude January 16, 2010
Consumption of alcohol to an extent that your body begins to violently expel (vomit) all the contents within the stomach and upper intestine. While doing so the spasms and force of the expelling intoxicants cause you to shit your pants.
Don't drink so much you pushart yourself again.
pushart by The Woo August 25, 2009

pustard chut 

a pastry entailing obscene implications
I could use a "pustard chut"