purrlized 

Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.

I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!

purrlized by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023

punalized 

To be punished and penalized simultaneously.

The loosing football team was punalized after the game when a field goal was overruled.

punalized by WhamTam January 11, 2019

Pluralized 

Being so drunk that you slur your words, making them all plural.

"Letssss doo sum shhottsss"
"OK, Tom is pluralized, lets put him in a cab home."

Pluralized by Ken11 January 23, 2020

Perulized 

A slap that resets ones brain to factory settings.

Aka was Perulized because he tweeted trash.

Perulized by heeleeaz September 4, 2019

perilized

Frozen with fear, distress, or confusion due to an imminent danger.

What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilized anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???

perilized by QuacksO November 24, 2020

Pearlized 

The act of giving a paraplegic a pearl necklace...

Jimmy just pearlized that girl in the wheelchair over there.

Pearlized by Back Middle Pocket March 25, 2022

Pearlized 

Giving such a violent pearl necklace that you cause someone to become a paraplegic.

Jimmy just pearlized poor Stacy over there, she ain't been able to walk ever since.

Pearlized by Back Middle Pocket March 27, 2022