purple yogurt 

cum

oh daddy put that purple yogurt all in me

purple yogurt by daddyxoxox November 8, 2017

purple yogurt slinger 

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

purple yogurt slinger by yoMamma June 19, 2015

one eyed purple yogurt slinger 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

one eyed purple yogurt slinger by Rhyno February 13, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

purple headed yogurt fighter 

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

purple headed yogurt fighter by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008

purple helmet yogurt slinger 

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

purple helmet yogurt slinger by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

purple headed yogurt slanger 

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by kfed34 June 15, 2010