The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
by Rhyno February 13, 2004
boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
by Mikey Cee April 24, 2006
by Mike Hunttt December 12, 2007
On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.
by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger September 15, 2008
by kfed34 June 13, 2010
Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020