Definitions by kfed34

purple headed yogurt slanger 

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by kfed34 June 15, 2010

sloppy waffles 

A girls lose vagina, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I tried fucking this chick last night but it was sloppy waffles.

sloppy waffles by kfed34 June 15, 2010

midnight dew drop 

To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.

Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.

midnight dew drop by kfed34 April 18, 2010