kfed34's definitions

midnight dew drop

To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.

Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.

by kfed34 April 18, 2010

purple headed yogurt slanger

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 15, 2010

sloppy waffles

A girls lose vagina, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I tried fucking this chick last night but it was sloppy waffles.

by kfed34 June 15, 2010