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purple-headed-womb-ferret 

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .
1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

a purple-headed womb ferret 

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis
His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

a purple headed womb ferret 

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

a purple-headed womb ferret 

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

Purple Headed Womb Ferrit 

A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary
I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026