seamus's definitions

Valicious

Particularly tasty vajunk.

I had a valicious meal during the party last night.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Small Dick Energy

Using your platform and followers to abuse females online

The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity

by Seamus March 24, 2023

kilt

an unbifurcated traditional garment worn by men of scottish heritage, consisting of many yards of one's family tartan (Tartan, as opposed to 'plaid,' which is a general term used to describe patterns some-what resembling tartan, but which have not been approved by the appropriate persons it's some lord of something or other as representative of a particular clan, or recognised group affiliated with scotland). also is a verb (to kilt), meaning 'to pleat in the manner of a kilt.' any-one referring to a kilt as a 'skirt' deserves to be severely maimed.

'my kilt provides a freedom of movement not available to conventional pansies - there's no sticking, and no need for readjustment here!'

(used by a woman who is pleating her skirt which, when made of the appropriate tartan, is referred-to as a 'kilted skirt') 'I wish this material would kilt properly.'

by seamus October 9, 2003

vageorge

When a female looks like a dude.

Did you see Bob totally hittin on that vageorge last night? She had more facial hair than he did!

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.

Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

vajunk

The female form of junk.
synonym of vagina

I punched her right in the vajunk.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

by seamus October 9, 2003