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Beat the fuck up and made dead!

I'm gonna purnch that fucker!
Or
Your dog touched my shit it's gonna be purnched!

Killed made dead Shanked

purnch by DreadlockHolmes December 4, 2015

Words you can keep

OVERWIT Punch

OVERWIT Punch is a tasty party punch that you can't tell it has liquor in it. OVERWIT punch will have you thinking it's just juice but when it kicks in, you realize that it's more than juice in the punch. The key is to mix the liquor perfect with the juices, so that the juice is all you taste.

At first I was like who made this weak OVERWIT punch, 5 cups later I was in the bathroom passed out.

The OVERWIT punch had everybody at the party going crazy last night.

I turned into a straight savage after drinking that OVERWIT punch at the beach party.

OVERWIT Punch by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018

Related Words

purnch • punch • Punched • punch line • punch drunk • Punch-out • punch bowl • punch-up • punch the clown • punchable face

Jut Punch

When someone gives a handjob on someone else's behalf.

Did Alex just give you a handjob?
Yeah, Ron owed me one, Alex asked to cash in the jut punch.

Jut Punch by NickFirato April 4, 2015

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Foot Punch

To punch somebody with your foot.

Kick.

If you keep saying dumb stuff I'll foot punch you in the face.

Foot Punch by dip June 13, 2016

Stupidman Punch

Professional wrestler Roman Reigns' ridiculous looking finishing move. WWE announcers call it the "superman punch", however, it bears no resemblance to the martial arts technique of the same name.

Reigns with the Stupidman Punch!!!

Stupidman Punch by Nigel Bennett March 1, 2017

Attention Purchase

When a guy so desperate for female attention he will use his dad's credit card to donate $100s to a random streamer, just to see his name on the screen or a "heart" on Youtube. Often found on Twitch cam streams and anything involving pokimane.

Joe: "Man I sent this girl on Twitch $500 and she said thanks!"
Jim: "Dude, talking to girls irl is free! Stop with the attention purchase!"

Attention Purchase by Based Fiend January 15, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026