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puppet sex 

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.
we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!
puppet sex by headpoet April 13, 2016
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sex puppet 

willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought
kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!
sex puppet by robby & kyle June 12, 2004

Sex Puppet 

A person you can fuck whenever you want
Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.
Sex Puppet by Thesster September 19, 2021

Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy
God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

Puppesexual 

the sexual attraction to puppets
X is attracted to Kermit the frog; they're Puppesexual
Puppesexual by Wiki chimp August 24, 2022

sexy pupper 

Wow that's one sexy pupper!
It must Lola the doggo
sexy pupper by Tinkerbella14 June 5, 2017
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