puppet sex

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.

we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!

puppet sex by headpoet April 13, 2016

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sex puppet

willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought

kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!

sex puppet by robby & kyle June 12, 2004

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puppet sex • sex puppet • sexy pupper • Puppetsexual • Puppesexual • puppet master • puppet • puppet-mouth • puppet government • Puppet Fucker

Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want

Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.

Sex Puppet by Thesster September 19, 2021

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Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy

God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

Puppetsexual by PIERROTHECLOWNBOI July 2, 2019

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Puppesexual

the sexual attraction to puppets

X is attracted to Kermit the frog; they're Puppesexual

Puppesexual by Wiki chimp August 24, 2022

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sexy pupper

Wow that's one sexy pupper!
It must Lola the doggo

sexy pupper by Tinkerbella14 June 5, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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