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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

photophobia 

Photophobia is a fear of, or adverse physical or psychological reaction to light. Whether from rapid change of light intensity, or sudden burst of bright light, as from a camera flash. Not to be confused with heliophobia, which is a fear of the Sun.
When we went to the laser light show, Jon must've got a case of photophobia. He puked and had a seizure.
photophobia by Bada Bing, Bada Boom September 1, 2013

pwnophobia 

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.
Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.
pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008

muntophobia 

The phobia of being around munters (ugly girls). One is muntophobic if one feels nauseous, nervous etc. when in the company of munters.
"Fuckin' hell, I hate spendin' my time with these ugly bitches. I must be muntophobic."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."

Pantaphobia 

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

penophobia 

i dont like willies because i have penophobia
penophobia by emma May 13, 2005
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