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Penomniscient 

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
Related Words
punom • punometer • puno • punami • Punum • punam • punkmo • punkmuffin • Panome • pnom

e pluribus punim 

American Latin: “From a sea of meeskite, a hottie.”
I’m gonna book, guys, this is definitely a dead zone. Whoa, check it out, over by the door: e pluribus punim.
e pluribus punim by PJMac August 1, 2012
'Pulled Directly Out of My Ass' - So called thoughtful analysis using a very vital part of one's anatomy. Performed routinely by one and all.
When that guy told me tat 83.5% of all people have homosexual tendencies. It sounded like total pudoma. Where did he get that from?
Pudoma by socrateaze May 10, 2016

punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.
You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.
punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010
the male counterpart to the vagomach-- the flabby area beneath the belly button of a man's beer belly
I need to switch to Miller Lite because the Miller has caused me to develop a penomach.
penomach by toolguru January 13, 2009

Punography 

Punography (pun-og-ra-fy) noun,
The ability to make endless amounts of puns.
That guy has mastered the art of punography.
Punography by Lyinglemur June 2, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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