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PnoMoenia
A seasonal disease typically contracted by the resident sick fuck in the office with the onset of a couple centimeters of snow. May also occur during bouts of fall windstorms if branches/twigs fall on one’s driveway, during periods of high precipitation, or during any bog fire.
Victims of pnoMoenia are usually unable to leave one’s house from the onset of symptoms through the remainder of the work week. This affliction may result in periods of high Netflix consumption and is often accompanied by an itchy anus due to prolonged sitting with infrequent hygiene breaks. Increases in self-flagellation occur in most but not all cases.
Middle aged men with pnoMoenia can exhibit behaviours of “no shame”, and are subject to hallucinations of distinct micro weather patterns surrounding their principle residence.
Victims of pnoMoenia are usually unable to leave one’s house from the onset of symptoms through the remainder of the work week. This affliction may result in periods of high Netflix consumption and is often accompanied by an itchy anus due to prolonged sitting with infrequent hygiene breaks. Increases in self-flagellation occur in most but not all cases.
Middle aged men with pnoMoenia can exhibit behaviours of “no shame”, and are subject to hallucinations of distinct micro weather patterns surrounding their principle residence.
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.