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Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.
Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!
portuguese word for wanking(tossing the gherkin)
i caught my boyfriend wanking in the dark, he scared me to death.
punheta by mazda71 September 7, 2003

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Three-hole Punched 

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.
"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

Punched Lasagna 

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
Punched Lasagna by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

trailer punked 

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts
Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!
trailer punked by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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